wildperson
05-20-2007, 08:58 AM
A Bulgarian Fairy Story :mad:
Once upon a time there was a property agent in Bulgaria. She was a short, stumpy wizen dwarf-like creature with ginger hair, skin like leather and horrible teeth. She was very naughty and made a lot of customers very unhappy. She pretended to be their friend and find them a nice holiday home but in reality she was a wicked witch of a woman and took money from many people who never got their dream homes after all! Despite the exploits of the handsome stranger who tried to help those poor, unfortunates who had handed over their life’s savings, she got away with deceit and lies and a lot of cash for many years.
Then, to her horror, Bulgaria joined the EU and everything changed. Now the wicked witch was in danger because the EU laws could now help unfortunate consumers who had lost out to the wicked woman’s deals. Entry to the EU brought new consumer rights to the poor victims of the wicked witch and she was in mortal danger of going to a damp dungeon for her terrible sins.
Fearing for her safety she hatched a cunning plan to escape justice. She went on forage to find another land that was outside of the reaches of the trusty EU laws. Eventually, after much travelling (and let’s not forget, every mile for her short stubby legs must seem like two for us normal humans) she eventually found sanctuary in a land called Turkey.
Discovering that Turkey was outside of the jurisdiction of the knights of the EU, she decided to settle there in, what she believed to be, safety and anonymity.
Before long, disguised as a friendly Munchkin, she purchased a villa from a very nice person calling themselves Ada who lives near to the Cagdat Hotel not far from the town cemetery.
So, the wicked witch, unbeknown to the inhabitants of Yavansu region, decided to settle down in the newly renovated villa in the village of Kusadasi thinking to herself “who could ever suspect a harmless Munchkin of starting up any wicked trickery again in here? I have a clean slate away from the EU and a whole new supply of innocent, unsuspecting victims just waiting to hand over their money to me”
She really had hoped to live there, happily ever after………but any way you disguise it, honest people will always see through the most elaborate disguise and reveal the true identity and location of any poison dwarf. Now the wicked witch is wondering just what else the good, honest people are planning to prevent her from living happily ever after!
THE END.
Helpful Poem :mad:
Houses can be a problem, but land is easy to find!
If you have trouble with your house
And the transfer becomes a bind
Do not despair help is at hand
So don’t go out of your mind.
If other agents treat you well
But yours is being unkind
Just send me a PM on this forum
And don’t get left behind.
For we can help give you a second chance
And stop that daily grind
Of chasing The Witch who stole your cash
And give you second wind.
So remember, we are here to help
And finally, Justice find
Houses CAN be a problem,
But land is easy to find!
Watch Out Have You been Caught by Them Yet ?????????????????????
Has anybody brought or thought they had brought a house or land and still have no deeds or money.In Bulgaria, Turkey,Spain,
From Bulgarian Cheap Properties, Pegasus,Bulgrupo,Bulgarian horse and home,Bulgarian Union, OR
Debbie Butland,Debra Butland,Nick Butland,Chris Butland,Lyn Symes,Shelly Gadsden or many other names they use. We would like as much information as soon as possible.
MANY OF US HAVE NO HOUSES / NO DEEDS AND ALL THE MONEY GONE TO THEM..
YOU MAY BE NEXT.
Once upon a time there was a property agent in Bulgaria. She was a short, stumpy wizen dwarf-like creature with ginger hair, skin like leather and horrible teeth. She was very naughty and made a lot of customers very unhappy. She pretended to be their friend and find them a nice holiday home but in reality she was a wicked witch of a woman and took money from many people who never got their dream homes after all! Despite the exploits of the handsome stranger who tried to help those poor, unfortunates who had handed over their life’s savings, she got away with deceit and lies and a lot of cash for many years.
Then, to her horror, Bulgaria joined the EU and everything changed. Now the wicked witch was in danger because the EU laws could now help unfortunate consumers who had lost out to the wicked woman’s deals. Entry to the EU brought new consumer rights to the poor victims of the wicked witch and she was in mortal danger of going to a damp dungeon for her terrible sins.
Fearing for her safety she hatched a cunning plan to escape justice. She went on forage to find another land that was outside of the reaches of the trusty EU laws. Eventually, after much travelling (and let’s not forget, every mile for her short stubby legs must seem like two for us normal humans) she eventually found sanctuary in a land called Turkey.
Discovering that Turkey was outside of the jurisdiction of the knights of the EU, she decided to settle there in, what she believed to be, safety and anonymity.
Before long, disguised as a friendly Munchkin, she purchased a villa from a very nice person calling themselves Ada who lives near to the Cagdat Hotel not far from the town cemetery.
So, the wicked witch, unbeknown to the inhabitants of Yavansu region, decided to settle down in the newly renovated villa in the village of Kusadasi thinking to herself “who could ever suspect a harmless Munchkin of starting up any wicked trickery again in here? I have a clean slate away from the EU and a whole new supply of innocent, unsuspecting victims just waiting to hand over their money to me”
She really had hoped to live there, happily ever after………but any way you disguise it, honest people will always see through the most elaborate disguise and reveal the true identity and location of any poison dwarf. Now the wicked witch is wondering just what else the good, honest people are planning to prevent her from living happily ever after!
THE END.
Helpful Poem :mad:
Houses can be a problem, but land is easy to find!
If you have trouble with your house
And the transfer becomes a bind
Do not despair help is at hand
So don’t go out of your mind.
If other agents treat you well
But yours is being unkind
Just send me a PM on this forum
And don’t get left behind.
For we can help give you a second chance
And stop that daily grind
Of chasing The Witch who stole your cash
And give you second wind.
So remember, we are here to help
And finally, Justice find
Houses CAN be a problem,
But land is easy to find!
Watch Out Have You been Caught by Them Yet ?????????????????????
Has anybody brought or thought they had brought a house or land and still have no deeds or money.In Bulgaria, Turkey,Spain,
From Bulgarian Cheap Properties, Pegasus,Bulgrupo,Bulgarian horse and home,Bulgarian Union, OR
Debbie Butland,Debra Butland,Nick Butland,Chris Butland,Lyn Symes,Shelly Gadsden or many other names they use. We would like as much information as soon as possible.
MANY OF US HAVE NO HOUSES / NO DEEDS AND ALL THE MONEY GONE TO THEM..
YOU MAY BE NEXT.